Fluent in Theory, Tourist in Practice: Funny Beginner Musician T-Shirt
Maroon / S
$32.95
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Fluent in Theory, Tourist in Practice: Funny Beginner Musician T-Shirt
$32.95
You can name every chord, spell every scale, and explain exactly why that note works. Playing it is a different country.
Fluent in theory. Tourist in practice.
For everyone who learned the grammar of music before the conversation, and who has aced the theory then frozen the second it was time to make actual noise.
A funny music shirt for the beginner whose knowledge has cleared customs while their hands are still waiting at the gate.
The tee itself
- Heavier 5.3 oz cotton with a classic, roomy fit, true to size
- DTG-printed for clean, vibrant detail that survives the wash
- 100% cotton (Sport Grey is a cotton blend)
- No side seams, with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape
Size guide
Laid flat. Measurements can vary by up to 1.5 in (3.8 cm).
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 79.0 | 81.3 | 84.0 | 86.4 | 89.0 |
| Chest (cm) | 46.0 | 50.8 | 56.0 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Chest (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
Care
- Wash: cold water, to preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print
- Dry: tumble dry low or hang dry to keep the tee's shape
- Store: cool, dry place out of direct sunlight