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Please Allow 6 to 8 Business Years: Funny Beginner Musician T-Shirt
$32.95
Six hours a week. Zero guarantees. Please allow 6 to 8 business years.
A practice calendar, honestly ticked, making no promises about when any of it pays off.
For the ones who show up Monday through Saturday and trust that progress is real even when it's gloriously slow. The work is happening. The brilliance is back-ordered.
A funny music shirt for anyone making music one painfully honest practice session at a time.
The tee itself
- Heavier 5.3 oz cotton with a classic, roomy fit, true to size
- DTG-printed for clean, vibrant detail that survives the wash
- 100% cotton (Sport Grey is a cotton blend)
- No side seams, with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape
Size guide
Laid flat. Measurements can vary by up to 1.5 in (3.8 cm).
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 79.0 | 81.3 | 84.0 | 86.4 | 89.0 |
| Chest (cm) | 46.0 | 50.8 | 56.0 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Chest (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
Care
- Wash: cold water, to preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print
- Dry: tumble dry low or hang dry to keep the tee's shape
- Store: cool, dry place out of direct sunlight