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Stink Face, Every Time: Funny Beginner Musician T-Shirt
$32.95
Nobody decides to make the face. It arrives on its own, somewhere around the second chord.
Concentration takes the eyebrows first, then the tongue, and by the time anybody mentions it you have been wearing it for four solid bars.
For the self taught, the late starter, the one who films a practice take and then spends the whole playback watching their own face instead of listening to the playing.
It turns up every time you genuinely try, which makes it the most reliable progress tracker you own. Get one for the beginner who swears they do not do it.
The tee itself
- Heavier 5.3 oz cotton with a classic, roomy fit, true to size
- DTG-printed for clean, vibrant detail that survives the wash
- 100% cotton (Sport Grey is a cotton blend)
- No side seams, with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape
Size guide
Laid flat. Measurements can vary by up to 1.5 in (3.8 cm).
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 79.0 | 81.3 | 84.0 | 86.4 | 89.0 |
| Chest (cm) | 46.0 | 50.8 | 56.0 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Chest (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
Care
- Wash: cold water, to preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print
- Dry: tumble dry low or hang dry to keep the tee's shape
- Store: cool, dry place out of direct sunlight