Cartoon illustration of a rust red wooden wind-up metronome character with an angry, gritted-teeth face, gripping the sides of its own head with both gloved hands while jagged anger bolts radiate around it, glaring at a motionless sneaker resting on a hi-hat pedal. Cream and white line work, no text on the design.

The Metronome vs My Left Foot: Funny Beginner Drummer T-Shirt

S / Maroon
$32.95
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Cartoon illustration of a rust red wooden wind-up metronome character with an angry, gritted-teeth face, gripping the sides of its own head with both gloved hands while jagged anger bolts radiate around it, glaring at a motionless sneaker resting on a hi-hat pedal. Cream and white line work, no text on the design.

The Metronome vs My Left Foot: Funny Beginner Drummer T-Shirt

$32.95
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Your left foot is on the hi-hat pedal. That is where the relationship ends.

The metronome has an opinion about your left foot. Your left foot has its own tempo.

For the drummer at the stage where the hands finally start cooperating and somebody mentions the left foot was supposed to be keeping time the whole way through. It has been keeping its own. It has no notes.

A funny drummer shirt for anyone who has ever apologized to a metronome.

The tee itself

  • Heavier 5.3 oz cotton with a classic, roomy fit, true to size
  • DTG-printed for clean, vibrant detail that survives the wash
  • 100% cotton (Sport Grey is a cotton blend)
  • No side seams, with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape

Size guide

Laid flat. Measurements can vary by up to 1.5 in (3.8 cm).

How to measure: A is length from the top of the shoulder straight down to the hem; B is half chest, armpit to armpit, measured flat
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 79.0 81.3 84.0 86.4 89.0
Chest (cm) 46.0 50.8 56.0 61.0 66.0 71.1 76.2 81.3
Length (in) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35
Chest (in) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 32

Care

  • Wash: cold water, to preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print
  • Dry: tumble dry low or hang dry to keep the tee's shape
  • Store: cool, dry place out of direct sunlight

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